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我们向领导保证:

  领导的要求就是我们的追求;

  领导的脾气就是我们的福气;

  领导的鼓励就是我们的动力;

  领导的想法就是我们的做法;

  领导的酒量就是我们的胆量;

  领导的表情就是我们的心情;

  领导的嗜好就是我们的爱好;

  领导的意向就是我们的方向;

  领导的小蜜就是我们的秘密;

  领导的情人就是我们的亲人!

  我们还要做到:

  1 领导没来,我先来,看看谁坐主席台;

  2 领导没讲,我先讲,拍拍话筒响不响;

  3 领导说话,我鼓掌,带动台下一片响;

  4 领导吃饭,我先尝,看看饭菜凉不凉;

  5 领导喝酒,我来挡,誓把生命献给党;

  6 领导睡觉,我站岗,跟谁睡觉我不讲。

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