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 昨天快下班时接了一个电话,是个女的打来的:
  “你好,我是人口普查员,请问你家是几口人?”
  我答:“我家是一口人。”
  对方:“十一口人?”
  我说:“不是十一口人,而是一口人。”
  对方:“二十一口?怎么又变二十一口人了?”
  我耐着性子说:“你听错了,其实是一口人。”
  对方:“七十一口人?怎么会那么多啊?”
  我终于爆发了,吼道:“就是一口人!”
  对方:“九十一口?天哪......”
  我顿时崩溃……

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