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两只乌龟在田边头对头一动不动,这时一个专家问旁边的老农,这两只乌龟在干什么?老农说:“它们在比耐力,谁先动谁就输了。”专家指着一只龟壳上有甲骨文的乌龟说:“据我多年研究,这只乌龟已死五千多年了。”这时另一只乌龟伸出头来说:“草!死了也不说一声,害得老子在这里干等。”一句话刚刚说完,那只有甲骨文图案的乌龟大笑把头伸出来说:“傻B,你输了吧,专家的话你也信 !

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