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男人:老婆因强拆喝农药了。
医生说:吐出来就行了。
男:办法都用完了,不吐。
医生靠近昏迷中的妇女的耳朵说:利为民所谋(女有点反应),情为民所系(女有点抽搐),立党为公(女发出恶心的声音),执政为民(女捂住嘴巴),以人为本(女翻了个身全部吐出来了)。
男人感激万分:党是俺的救命恩人啊!

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