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今天早晨特冷,我与兄弟去提款机取钱,正好遇见运钞车来加钞。

无奈之下两人只好站在一旁苦苦等候,这时兄弟问我:冻手不?

我冷冷地回一句:冻手!结果四杆枪瞬间指向俺俩……

两个人被抓住送派出所,在路上我们一直沉默

后来我问兄弟:你怎么还不开腔呢?

结果八杆枪瞬间指向我俩……

警察:你叫什么名字

我兄弟:蒋英羽

警察:你叫什么名字?

我兄弟:蒋英羽

警察:what is your name?

警察转向我:what is your name?

我:蒋日雨

警察:……

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