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记者在北京采访路人:如果你中了500万,打算怎么花?路人说:先把房贷还了。记者又问那剩下的呢?路人说:剩下的慢慢还……

妹子们,要相信,这个世界上一定有人不介意你的所有缺点,雀斑青春痘、平胸胖腿、野蛮粗鲁不讲理、好吃懒惰又邋遢,这个人就是。。。你的情敌

在上海你工资多少与房子地段匹配?月薪10W+,黄浦江边、陆家嘴你想买哪买哪;月薪3W,内环内,你想买哪买哪;月薪1-2W,中环外环内,你想买哪买哪;月薪5-8K,内环内,你想租哪租哪;月薪1-3k,中环外,想租哪租哪;月薪1k,上海河多水多,你想哪就跳哪……

  “妈,你感觉我长得丑吗?”,老妈说:“问你男朋友去”,我说:“我没男朋友啊”,老妈说:“这就对了”…… (via@丿乛3乛丿)

教官训话:“据以往的经验,很多同学对军训没有正确的认识,把军训当成了寻找爱情的机会。为了避免这种事件发生,我宣布,凡是两个男生在一起训练时,必须有女生在场

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