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有一男挤上火车,看到自己座位上坐了一美女。他核对自己的票,客气地说:“您坐错位置了吧?”“你瞎了吧?”美女拿出票,几乎贴到男生脸上,嚷嚷着,“看清楚!这是我的座。” 男生仔细地看了看她的票,说:“这…”美女跷着腿,不屑地说,“年纪轻轻,学人搭讪!” 男生不再回应,默默退到一边。不久,他见火车开动了,又轻轻地对美女说了一声:“您没坐错座,您TM坐错车了…”

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