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老师:蒸一个包子一分钟,蒸三个包子要多久?

小明:三分钟。

老师:你傻呀!你们家蒸包子一个一个蒸呀?!

小明表示不服:那我问你,吃一个馒头一分钟,吃十个馒头呢?

老师:十分钟呀!你以为我想你一样傻呀!

小明:十分钟吃十个馒头!撑死你个饭桶!

老师:。。。滚出去。

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