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课堂上,老师在讲家族遗传图谱
老师:如果一个男人有这种遗传病,但他和一正常女子结婚了,请问他们的孩子患遗传病的概率为多少?
小明:可能为零
老师:为什么?
小明:因为有隔壁老王。
老师:滚出去!

老师:用四个字形容人长得丑
小明:此颜差矣
老师:很好,那要是非常丑那?
小明:惨不忍睹-_-||
老师:又老又丑那
小明:跟你一样!
老师:滚出去!

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