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老师在课堂上对小明提问,小明站起来却一声不吭。   老师:小明?   老师:小明??   老师:小明!你怎么回事啊?你到底知不知道答案啊?好歹吱一声啊!   小明:吱~

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This entry was posted on Tuesday, December 16th, 2014 at 10:56 pm and is filed under 幽默. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.




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小明加了美女老师的扣扣,发现老师叫月亮,立马把自己改成了明亮。第二天,小明在外面站了一天。

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This entry was posted on Monday, December 15th, 2014 at 3:57 am and is filed under 幽默. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.




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老师:请同学们用“从小”造句。

小明:我从小便的姿势可以判断是男生还是女生。

老师:笨蛋,那你再用“小便”造个句子。

小明:我一看老师胸部的大小便知道您是什么罩杯。

老师:你给我滚出去。

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This entry was posted on Wednesday, December 10th, 2014 at 10:21 pm and is filed under 幽默. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.




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今日老师问同学们说:“大家长大后想做什么?” 小刚回答说:“我要做科学家,为老百姓做贡献!” 小志说:"我要做警察,为老百姓除暴安良!” 小红说:“我要做一名医生,为老百姓治病。” 老师听后满意都点点头,然后问小明说:“你长大后想做什么?” 小明站起来大声的回答说:“我要做老百姓!

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This entry was posted on Sunday, December 7th, 2014 at 10:47 am and is filed under 幽默. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.




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小明应邀参加一不常联系同学的婚宴,怎么看都觉得新娘是男的。就对旁边一老人说:现在同性恋结婚的越来越多了,穿婚纱的小伙真够魁梧的。老人:你再说一遍,那是我闺女!小明赶紧说:大爷,你闺女真漂亮!老人:打死你个兔崽子,我是她妈

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This entry was posted on Thursday, December 4th, 2014 at 9:48 pm and is filed under 幽默. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.




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老师:谁能给大家讲个故事,小明你来讲个吧。小明:我也没什么好故事,就讲个我爸妈的事吧。星期一我爸做了道菜,妈说不好吃,爸甩了妈一巴掌:我做饭还是你做饭。星期二我爸买了个窗帘,妈说颜色不好看,爸甩了妈一巴掌:我买还是你买。星期四我爸…… 老师:小明星期三还没说呢?小明甩起老师一巴掌:我讲故事还是你讲故事。

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This entry was posted on Tuesday, December 2nd, 2014 at 11:40 pm and is filed under 幽默. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.




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小明每天都和妈妈睡,妈妈问:“你长大娶媳妇也和我睡吗?” 小明:“嗯” 妈妈:“那你媳妇怎么办?” 小明:“她跟我爸睡。” 在旁边的老爸窃喜,说:“这孩子从小就懂事。”

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This entry was posted on Tuesday, December 2nd, 2014 at 7:30 am and is filed under 幽默. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.




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